09.03.2015
34, Alba Iulia, Rumunia
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. Hisco-pilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkwardsilence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the autopilot,leans back in his seat, and mutters, “I don’t like the Chinese.”“You don’t like the Chinese?” asks the copilot, “why not?”“You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why!”“No, no,” the copilot protests, “the Chinese didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor! Thatwas the Japanese.”“Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese…doesn’t matter, you’re all a like!”There are a few minutes of silence.“I don’t like Jews!!” the co-pilot suddenly announces. “Why not?” asks the captain?“The Jews sank the Titanic.”“Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!” exclaims the captain, “it was an iceberg!”“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, no matter…they’re all same!”
What is the moral?
Who does not like me to be healthy! You would not believe the gossip you had yourself a gossip.
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